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Happy five year anniversary to me. 
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Oct. 28th, 2007

Apparently optimism will get you no where these days. 

Prepare for the waterworks.
SI wounds are sooooooo 2003. 

Get with the program.

Oct. 7th, 2007

Dear Karma,

Fuck you. 

Christena Wilcox.

( If I get into a car accident, or my dog dies, or I get hit by a bus today..It's going to be because of that ^^ )

Sep. 20th, 2007

Sometimes, the weirdest things cheer me up.

And then the worst things tear me back down.
Cosmo amuses me.

10 Clues He'll Suck In Bed:

1. He cockily promises you the best ten minutes of your life.

2. While you're cuddling on the couch, he wonders aloud if you evre get sad that guys can have orgasms and girls can't.

3. He asks you to wake him when it's over.

4. Trying to wow you with his lingual dexterity, he does that trick where he ties a cocktail straw into a knot using only his tongue...a feat that ends in his self-administering the Heimlich.

5. Before you get naked, he stops and spouts a bunch of ground rules, like "Anything goes...but no mouth kissing."

6. Tragically, he lost most of the feeling in his fingers years ago when he tried to pick a burning hamburger off the grill.

7. Right as you're heading into the bedroom, he asks if maybe he could "practice" first by himself.

8. While blanketing you with kisses as he descends your body, he says to tell him when he's getting warmer.

9.You spot a How to Have Sex book on his night table and see that he's flagged the page about "Your First Time."

10. The man has a photograph of his mother next to his bed. And he talks to it frequently.

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